Monthly Archives: January 2016

Deep Thoughts from Kourtney Kardashian on Instagram

Leave it to the Kardashians for meaningful words on social media. From births, deaths, relationships, to even subtle nods at family members, the Kardashians are pros at hidden gems. Let’s take a minute to break down Kourt’s latest post:

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First, that is some stellar handwriting. Elementary doodles here, so obviously she took her time to create this word art.

Then she goes into Kourtney + Khloe = LOVE. Of course! Everyone knows this pair can make or break an episode off #KUWTK. Their antics are everything, especially when they gang up on Kim. Kourtney and KoKo have a special bond, no doubt fueled by the troubled men in their lives — Scott Disick and Lamar Odom.

As for the quote, “but without the dark, we’d never see the stars,” she could be referencing her tumultuous summer followed by her revenge body quest. Those results are definitely paying off – have you SEEN her outfits lately?! Same goes for Khloe. Both women have taken their struggles and turned them into something positive.

It’s almost as is they needed the darkness to propel them to greater things. With Khloe, that’s her book and new talk show. And for Kourt, launching her app and being the hottest mom she can be.

We’re proud that they’re making such great progress, and can’t wait to see where the rest of the year takes them!

 

Rob Kardashian Has a Quick Gym Sesh — But Where’s Blac Chyna?

Working on his fitness! Rob Kardashian showed up to the gym after reports swirl that he’s dating Kardashian family nemesis Blac Chyna. That’s definitely him in the photo, as evidenced by those arm tattoos. Can’t hide from us, Rob!

No words if the trainer is Gunnar Peterson, but we wouldn’t be surprised. There’s two cell phones on the ground next to Rob, and we’re pretty sure one of them is Blac’s.

Obviously we’re not thrilled that he’s going against the fan, but we’re happy to see him king a positive change. No doubt he’s thrilled to be stirring the pot, but at least he’s getting out of the house and trying to better himself? One can only hope.

No word on Kris Jenner’s reaction to the news. If only E! cameras were there!

Kourtney Kardashian Blows Us Away in Slinky Lace Top

Work it, girl! Kourtney Kardashian just proved once again that she’s a force to be reckoned with. We would never know that she’s a mother of three. Just look at that figure!

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This is just one of three pics she posted during filming for Kocktails With Khloe. It looks like 2016  is shaping up to be a great year for Kourt, and it’s just getting started!

We hope this MILF continues to strut her stuff because these pics are too hot to handle! If I were Scott Disick, I’d get my act together real quick. but the chances of that happening? Probably zero.

Khloe Kardashian Throws Shade at Rob in New Instagram

Talk about squad goals! Kourtney, Kim, Khloe and BFF Larsa Pippen gathered in the studio to probably listen to Kanye’s soon-to-drop album. Khloe seemed to diss brother Rob though, saying to never go against THE family. We got chills!

Never go against THE Family. I love Yeezy's studio speeches!!

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She definitely means business with that Compton hat. We assume she’s probably referring to Rob and Blac Chyna’s relationship, creating more drama the family just doesn’t need. Kanye probably ranted against the new pair, issuing his disgust.

We would have loved to be there to listen to those words of wisdom/speaking the truth, but we’ll settle with the Instagram for now.

Behold! Kim Kardashian’s Post-Baby Figure!

Kim Kardashian gave us a view of her post-baby body on Instagram complete with tight black spandex and a fir vest, her favorite accessory as of late.

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Her hand is placed protectively over her waist, so it looks like she’s not quite ready to show off her hard work in the gym. She recently opened up about joining Atkins, and should be losing up to to pounds each week if she stick to her diet and exercise regimen. But she cheats, so…..

And of course she’s breastfeeding, look at those boobs! They’re practically bursting out of her Adidas jumpsuit.

Keep the pics coming, Kim! We like keeping up with your progress.

Khloe Kardashian’s Talk Show Performs Better Than Expected

It’s a great day to be a Kardashian! Khloe kicked off the week with a ratings success story for FYI. Kocktails With Khloe had an amazing debut, so all the haters can go home now. Fingers crossed that the show continues to do well, and we couldn’t be happier for Khloe!

#ProudMama Kris Jenner was bursting with excitement as usual, posting a screenshot of the happy news. We’re sure that the reenactment of the Twitter beef with Nicki Minaj and Farrah Abraham may have given the show a boost.

Now just give us what we all want, Khlo — a glimpse of Saint West!!

Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner Glow in a New Selfie

THIS is the definition of family goals. Kim Kardashian took to Instagram aka her favorite social media platform to share a perfect selfie with little sis Kendall Jenner. The ladies are gorgeous in the shot, (no shocker here) with perfectly contoured faces. As if we’d expect anything less from them.

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We’re mesmerized by the crazy-perfect contouring, even though they probably had some help from a makeup artist. And it’s completely obvious that Kendall is a model.

Now if you excuse us, we’ll be in front of our mirrors trying to recreate this look.