Monthly Archives: May 2015

North West Is Our Favorite Tiny Dancer

North West has been a busy toddler lately, filling her days with ballet lessons with cousin Penelope. But no ordinary ballet outfit will do. This was just another occasion for her to prove she’s more stylish than all of us.

Ballet in Balmain

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Of course she did ballet in Balmain. Who else has a designer making mini versions of blazers?

Penelope Disick showed her feisty side in black tulle with pale pink ballet slippers. It looks like both tots has a blast!

#PaparazziGotMeLike…

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Don’t forget to watch the mid-season finale of #KUWTK, tonight at 9PM on E!

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#WhenMomsText: Kris Jenner Edition

Some moms text well, and others fall far behind. We’ve all gotten a line of emoji, misspelled words, or even pictures of the sky texted from mom.Β Love ya, mom, but get with the program.

And then there’s the group text. They’re long and confusing, but wait until mom jumps in. This thread from the Kardashian kids and mama Kris is basically what everyone goes through when mom texts you:

 

 

We can feel the love through the message chain, but I’m really stoked that Rob chimed in. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. I wish Kanye had something to add in, but he’s probably taking a selfie with Kim at the Eiffel Tower. #priorities

A Very Kardashian Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day consists of bouquets, sappy Hallmark cards and an overpriced brunch at a chain restaurant. Maybe you’re like me and got mom something different than a Yankee candle this year.

For the Kardashian clan, it was a day to honor matriarch Kris Jenner and praise her general awesomeness. Who else deflects media gossip and maintains a black pixie cut like Kris? NO ONE.

Let’s take a look and see how the girls honored Kris today:

Ah, the ever-so-stylish MJ. You rock that necklace!

"Mothers love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible." I love you mama!!!!!

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cuz she's a cool mom

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I bet your local Party City can’t do that.

Kim Kardashian’s Neighborhood Is Cooler Than Yours

Most neighborhoods consist of basketball hoops, big oak trees, and kids chasing each other on bikes. If you’re lucky, the ice cream man will roll by during the summer. Suburbia’s pretty basic.

But not if you’re Kim Kardashian. She was casually strolling through her Hidden Hills neighborhood one day when she saw a baboon straight out of The Lion King:

Kim told Jimmy Kimmel that one of her neighbors runs an animal preservation (as one does). Kim’s seen the baboon before, but woke up little North early to get in on the action. North got to experience the wonder of a real-life Rafiki, even though she had an afro.

If only we had neighbors that cool.