Kourtney and Scott have the most complicated relationship in the Kardashian family, and we’re lucky enough to see it all play out on TV. They’ve been through rehab stays, violent arguments, ultimatums, and more. Even though they have three kids together, we forget how things used to be with Kourtney and The Lord. AKA, before the cameras started rolling.
Kourtney took to Instagram yesterday and brought us back to simpler times:
YOUNG. LOVE. This photo proves that they don’t age. Scott doesn’t even have a beard, and Kourtney is flawless. If only we could go back to simpler times. There’s never a dull moment with these two, no matter how rough things get. Carry on, lovebirds!
Bruce Jenner has a pretty sick Malibu pad, but one thing is missing: family.
A very pregnant Kourtney arrives in a loose shirt and black booties, making her way to the porch where her and Bruce bask in the warm breeze. Bruce admits that he feels lonely and is miffed that no one is visiting him. He spent 24 years with Kris, and misses some of the drama, but is happy with unlimited helicopter time.
Even cool as a cucumber Kourtney isn’t sure how everyone will remain in touch. Kendall’s modeling career is exploding, Kim just dyed her hair blond, and Kris is dating someone years younger than her. Yikes.
Can’t wait to see more drama during tomorrow night’s premiere on E!
North West isn’t even 2 yet, but she owns more custom Doc Martens than the rest of us, sat next to Beyonce and Anna Wintour at Paris Fashion Week, and knows how to operate the latest iPhone.
We’ve always known that she’s better than the rest of us, and wondered if she does anything remotely normal for kids her age. Tantrums? Sure. But we’ve never seen her playthings, until now:
That’s right all. North West is rolling along a Paris airport with her Frozen backpack, letting it go. She can clearly carry it herself, already too cool to ask for help. Her bomber jacket probably costs more than your rent, but that’s okay. She’s probably toting a mini laptop and a cashmere throw if the plane gets too cold.
This season will be full of classic Kardashian drama. We’ll get to see Kendall’s blossoming model career, the aftermath of Kris and Bruce’s divorce, and Kimye trying for another baby. If only we could see North giving some side eye.
And of course, what’s a season of #KUWTK without Kourtney and Scott arguing about his partying? Lord Disick never turns down.
FINALLY, Bruce will address his transition from male to female.
Everything goes down Sunday, March 15 at 9pm on E!
North West is too posh to play in a peasant-filled playground, so her parents are building her the jungle gym of her dreams. Tubular slides and disc swings from Toys R Us simply won’t do.
It’s been a pretty good year so far for little Nori. After coming off a Coachella-themed first birthday party and sitting front row at New York Fashion Week, a massive play space seems appropriate. Keep in mind she can’t swing from the monkey bars yet.