Monthly Archives: January 2014

My Thoughts on JWoww Having a Girl

FILE: Jenni JWOWW Farley and Roger Mathews Expecting First Child

JWoww is thinking pink!

The Jersey Shore alum and her fiance Roger Mathews are set to welcome a baby girl this July and I couldn’t be happier for this fist-pumping couple! Jenni and Roger have been engaged for a year, so I guess the timing is perfect?

JWoww announced her pregnancy to much surprise on Christmas Day with a sweet sonogram/holiday card. Of course the Internet exploded, especially Snooki. She can’t wait for Lorenzo to have a BFF and the guidettes can finally dress JWoww’s future princess in all things leopard.

“YAY finally I can go shopping with JWoww for BABY GIRL THINGS! Lorenzo’s so excited!” Snooki tweeted.

JWoww had a pretty rough first trimester and needed to be put on Zofran because she lost nine pounds in three weeks. Hopefully she’s feeling better, and I’m sure we’ll see her rocking blinged out maternity pants in no time.

Can we get season 4 of Snooki & JWoww, MTV?

My Thoughts on the Golden Globes

The 2014 awards season kicked off last night with the Golden Globes. Saturday Night Live veterans Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosted for the second time, and kept the audience LOL-ing with snarky jokes and skits. The real entertainment from the Golden Globes came from the red carpet, not the acceptance speeches:

Photobombing: Jennifer Lawrence photobombed Taylor Swift during her interview with Ryan Seacrest by creeping up behind her with this weird facial expression. IT. WAS. AWESOME. Just another reason why Jennifer Lawrence is one of the greatest people ever.

Leonardo Dicaprio: His suit gave new meaning to the term “form-fitting,” but that’s just Leo. Leo’s gracefulness on the carpet was something out of a dream, and he interestingly rolled up to the Globes with his mom. (sigh) Girlfriend or not, he still came up big with a win for Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy for The Wolf of Wall Street.

Battle of the Bump: Olivia Wilde in Gucci, Drew Barrymore in Monique Lhullier, and Kerry Washington in Balenciaga. Olivia Wilde’s snug, glittery creation wins. Drew Barrymore’s ensemble resembled a shower curtain from Target and was just awful. Kerry Washington tried, but not hard enough. Shoutout to Olivia Wilde for rocking her bump!

Lena Dunham: I’m not a fan Girls, and I’m definitely not a fan of Lena Dunham. She wore a yellow Zac Posen that should’ve stayed on the rack. Yellow is not your color, girl.

My Kardashian Predictions for 2014

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2014 may be Year of the Horse, but this year will definitely be the Year of the Kardashians. The krazy klan had a pretty memorable 2013, with North West’s birth this June and Kimye’s engagement in October. But there were also rough spots, with Bruce and Kris Jenner’s separation and Khloe Kardashian’s divorce from Lamar Odom. A new year brings new beginnings, and it looks like 2014 will be a big year, Kardashian style.

1. Khloe finds love: Khloe is ready for a fresh start this year, telling British Cosmopolitan that she “needs a good fresh start.” She continued, “We can’t fix our mistakes and imperfections, so let’s make that one time perfect.” Khloe also mentioned her 30 pound weight loss. I’m hoping Khloe can find a hot rebounder this year, as long as it’s not a basketball player. 2014 is your year, Khloe!

2. Kimye wedding: Kim and Kanye got engaged in October at the San Francisco Giants ballpark, complete with an orchestra, fireworks, and a Lorraine Schwartz rock. Yeezus is outrageous and is planning for fighter jets at his upcoming nuptials, obviously. The king and queen of over-the-top are reportedly planning a wedding bash at the Palace of Versailles. E! better film this!

3. Rob reveals his weight loss: Rob has been struggling with his weight for the past few seasons of #KUWTK. It’s gotten so serious that Rob couldn’t even attend the family vacation or Kylie’s sweet 16. Talk about self-conscious! He’s been working out (supposedly) for what seems like an eternity. Maybe he’ll reveal his new bod on an Us Weekly cover?

4. Kendall and Kylie take over the world: The leggy Jenner girls are all about modeling. The sisters have a line at PacSun, and Kylie is showing of the latest prom fashion in Seventeen magazine. Kendall Jenner still won’t admit to dating Harry Styles, but we’ll let her keep that secret. I think this will be the year the girls separate themselves from the Kardashian brand in a big way.

5. Bruce Jenner releases a tell-all: He might not, but he really should. This could do serious damage to the Kardashian brand, but it could shed some valuable insight on the wild, early days of Kris Jenner. There’s rumors that the matriarch did ecstasy with O.J. Simpson in Bruce’s presence. So juicy!

Season 9 of #KUWTK premieres January 19 on E!